About Me

Der Papa in Haaren

You can’t judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

On this page, your voice will be heard – in the form of my voice.

His life is like an x-rated cautionary tale.

If people reach perfection they vanish. Strange enough, he is still here.

There are plenty of fish in the sea – if he ever runs out of women.

I …

  • have many opinions – more than I can keep to myself.
  • feel my opinion at you, while others merely tell you theirs.
  • am standing in the way of progress.
  • do not make mistakes. Like history, they are made by others.
  • do not want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
  • have a favourite organ. My brain is not it.
  • have been made crazy by years of insanity.
  • once was offered a job in the Department of Redundancy Department.
  • got innuendo all over my face.
  • think that love is not only between a man and a woman. It is between any two people who want to ruin their lives.
  • do not live healthy because I do not want to feel stupid when I still die.
  • do not want to see the ocean. I want to drive a car into it.
  • once almost wanted to read a book.
  • love to go swimming in the dark of the night naked.
  • will never ever let anybody teach me to think.
  • am the cynical one.
  • can fly, because I take myself lightly.
  • have checked and beauty is not in the eye of the beholder.

He’s taking a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower but with him in it.

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.



Above is all bullshit, actually. I hate life and I am really struggling here.

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