There’s a new movie with Nicolas Cage.

I think Nicolas Cage might have a particular set of skills. For example: having only two facial expressions which sets this film up to be hilariously bad. But the craziest thing about this trailer must be the ridiculous 90s-style narrator telling us the story of how Liam Neeson’s daugther gets taken (or that is what you could easily assume, if you weren’t watching the incredibly bad performance Cage displays – even in this cut-together piece of cinematic non-history).

This might turn out to be worse than Wicker Man.